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[stand_unshaken]

Now tell me this: she was talking about robotic cows before, and I don't fancy that. I know they're fake and all, but a real cow's much dumber than a robot cow.

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[dog_eat_dog]

It’s two on one, with both of us being better shots anyway. You want the cows dumber when we’ve already got the advantage?

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[stand_unshaken]

There's not gonna be two cows, and dumb's not the same as easy. What's with you two and robot animals, huh?

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[dog_eat_dog]

Hey, I told her they weren’t useful. What the hell’s the point of a robot cow?

[Can’t even eat them.]

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[stand_unshaken]

My point exactly. But I'm guessin' the lady kept insisting?

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[dog_eat_dog]

I wasn’t about to argue. I just want to play paintball, so let’s kick her ass and then fuss over what cows she plans to farm.

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[stand_unshaken]

[He nods: tight plan.]

She's not gonna be able to keep it subtle. But I know you got it on that account, don't you?

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[dog_eat_dog]

Oh, I got that.

We’re doing this at night, yeah?

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[stand_unshaken]

Absolutely. Make it fair, I'll ask for a half-moon and a couple clouds. No advantage for either of us. She'll want some trees at the edge of her property, we can start there. What's winning and what's losing?

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[dog_eat_dog]

A fair cow rustler, now I’ve seen it all.

I’m guessing we win if we get or break the cows. If getting shot is a loss we just know we’ve gotten sloppy.

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[stand_unshaken]

I like Misty, but I don't much fancy her wrath.

Alright. We lead the cows into the forest at night, we win. Let's do it.

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[dog_eat_dog]

After the Pagan thing, I don’t either.

It’s a plan. Oh, and these guns are built like rifles, by the way. We can keep some distance.

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[stand_unshaken]

Good. Good to know the future holds some good, beside all the things tracking your every move.

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[dog_eat_dog]

[She chuckles.]

Oh, I didn't tell you that every gun made after 1898 has to be registered with the federal government? Nothing a drill or a metal file can't solve, though.

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[stand_unshaken]

I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. [Noooo big government!]

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[dog_eat_dog]

[Teasing:]

You're real fussy about how easy you can have it as an outlaw, you know that?

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[stand_unshaken]

Now what's that supposed to mean, huh?

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[dog_eat_dog]

It’s much more of a challenge to escape the law when they’ve got more at their disposal.

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[stand_unshaken]

I would kindly remind you what I came here for. I don't need more of a goddamn challenge to keep me and my people safe. Hard enough as it is.

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[dog_eat_dog]

Easy. It was a joke, old guy, not saying you couldn’t handle it.

[Not a very nice one, though, she can admit that, at least to herself.]

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[stand_unshaken]

Yeah, well, maybe you ain't too funny. [He can grouch a little; she can take it.]

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[dog_eat_dog]

Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve heard that. Come on. I’ll help you with those Pinkertons, you know. Bring an AK-47, they won’t know what’s coming.

[stand_unshaken]

I don't know what that is, but I hope it causes a big fucking explosion.

[dog_eat_dog]

Six hundred rounds a minute, barely heavier than a pistol.

[stand_unshaken]

[That deserves a low, impressed whistle.]

Now that I'd take home with me.